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Think of having a tool-box
of stopping skills. Every situation is different and may require
a special stopping method! I know of people who can go on
forever listing ways to stop. I'll list a few, from most common
or most important to least common or "special." Learn
the top ones first:
HEEL
STOP: Bend knees, scissor skates, lift toe.
T-DRAG or L-DRAG: Drag
a skate behind you.
TURN-STOP: Toes
out, hug a huge cone.
STEP-STOP: Go
slow, step in front.
UGLY SPEED SKATER STOP: Toes
in, alternate legs...
GRASS STOP: Scissor
glide into the grass.
TOE-WHEEL STOP: Like
a T-Drag but just drag your toe-wheel. People who sell wheels
like it when you do this one.
SLALOM STOP: Do
successive, deep parallel turns until you slow enough to stop.
requires a pretty wide area.
SNOWPLOW STOP: Apply
outward and downward pressure to both heels so they smear or
skid VERY slightly.
SWIZZLE STOP: As
your legs come together, press forward.
HEEL STOP 2: Do a
heel stop while up on your left toe wheel.
LUNGE STOP: Bend
one knee WAY down, turn toward that knee.
REVERSE POWER SLIDE: Hockey
stop with 90% of weight on non-sliding skate.
FULL POWER SLIDE: Do
the above after a full 180 twist.
PORN STAR STOP: Like
a T-Drag but your skidding skate is in front!
WHEEL-JAM STOP: Stop
your left heel wheel by stepping on it with your right middle
skate-wheels! Pete P. does this one!
KNEE STOP: Do a
deep lunge and drag one knee-pad and toe on the ground!
PARALLEL LEAP STOP: Jump
high, turn 90 degrees in the air, land hard while pushing back
the way you came.
REAL HOCKEY STOP: Using
rock-hard plastic wheels, find a gritty or sandy spot &
slide sideways.
SPIN STOP: Like a
turn stop but you go into a two-toe-wheel spin at the end.
TREE
OR POLE STOP: Skate past a pole, grab it as you
go by with one outstretched arm, orbit a few times!
DOGGY-STYLE STOP: Fall
on your wrist guards and knee-pads. Slide.
BUTT STOP: Fall on
your butt. Slide to a stop. Whine.
TACKLE STOP: Skate
into and hug any non-police officer.
SPANDEX STOP: Get
lycra caught on a thorn as you skate by a plant. As lycra
stretches you will slow down. Beware of backlash into thorn
bush.
RADIATION STOP: Emit
all of your kinetic energy in the form of photons. You will glow
as you stop if you do it right.
TRIP STOP: Hit a
rock that stops your gliding skate cold.
HELMET STOP: Rely
on the energy absorption characteristics of a foam bicycle
helmet. Aim at something rigid with your head down. Apply
cervical collar.
ROAD-RASH STOP: Wear
a helmet but no pads. As you fall, roll & slide randomly for
full coverage.
PARKED CAR STOP: Self
explanatory. Pick a cheap car.
CLIFF STOP: Do not
worry, the fall will probably kill you before you actually stop.
I could go on forever.
There are as many ways to stop as there are people. Invent
your own!
DISCLAIMER: Some of the above stopping
methods are silly! "It's a joke!" Do not attempt
them or you may get hurt or worse, DIE! Take a lesson from a IISA/ICP-certified
instructor
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